Post by Athena on Aug 17, 2009 9:15:02 GMT -5
Every time you open the incorrect door in Athena's office (the correct one is the one you came through), the screen goes black and you hear a voice. This is what they say.
1. CONNOR
Yeah, killing machines get so sad when you take away their toys.
2. RAK
I have a habit of introducing myself to random strangers that has gotten me mugged three times. May I ask your name?
3. ADAM
Dammit, I had that beaten out of me with a wooden stick. And it wasn't just any wooden stick. It was a BIG wooden stick!
4. LYDIA
Yeah, but it's steampunk world, so it's like...taffy.
5. NARRATOR
Therefore, he was thusly thrilled when he found a fruit stand in the downtown area. Yes! Bananas! Joyous!
6. TIN MAN
Yes I do. It's stupid. You know it's stupid. You're just too cowardly to do anything about it.
7. NARRATOR
It's in the top ten list of explosions caused by Silent Rose projects, and that's a very, very long list.
8. ATHENA
Your head is Pangaea.
9. ATHENA
Do you know how to make a god, Seneka Hart?
10. ATHENA
Seneka Hart, there is no wrong in refusing your name. Your father has been infested with Moffets, in any case.
11. SNOW
Why don't you...?
Scene cuts off abruptly.
12. ATHENA
I know the gremlins were knotting my hair, but is there any good reason why you woke me?
13. JOHAN
There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home...
14. GEN
Your hair is on fire.
15. ANOUKE
So, how does that sword of yours work?
SNOW
It's a sword. It cuts things.
16. GRAVELINK
Snow. Scout stopped being your brother the moment when the Court turned him into that clockwork abomination. "Also, do you know the price for refusing one of my orders?
SNOW
...Yes, sir.
17. LYDIA
And that's the end of our song, about Mr. Sun
we hope that you find that learning is fun
but never look at the sun, you could go blind
Just keep on enjoying, that warm sunshiiiiiiiiine!
18. JACK
The cherries have won.
1. CONNOR
Yeah, killing machines get so sad when you take away their toys.
2. RAK
I have a habit of introducing myself to random strangers that has gotten me mugged three times. May I ask your name?
3. ADAM
Dammit, I had that beaten out of me with a wooden stick. And it wasn't just any wooden stick. It was a BIG wooden stick!
4. LYDIA
Yeah, but it's steampunk world, so it's like...taffy.
5. NARRATOR
Therefore, he was thusly thrilled when he found a fruit stand in the downtown area. Yes! Bananas! Joyous!
6. TIN MAN
Yes I do. It's stupid. You know it's stupid. You're just too cowardly to do anything about it.
7. NARRATOR
It's in the top ten list of explosions caused by Silent Rose projects, and that's a very, very long list.
8. ATHENA
Your head is Pangaea.
9. ATHENA
Do you know how to make a god, Seneka Hart?
10. ATHENA
Seneka Hart, there is no wrong in refusing your name. Your father has been infested with Moffets, in any case.
11. SNOW
Why don't you...?
Scene cuts off abruptly.
12. ATHENA
I know the gremlins were knotting my hair, but is there any good reason why you woke me?
13. JOHAN
There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home...
14. GEN
Your hair is on fire.
15. ANOUKE
So, how does that sword of yours work?
SNOW
It's a sword. It cuts things.
16. GRAVELINK
Snow. Scout stopped being your brother the moment when the Court turned him into that clockwork abomination. "Also, do you know the price for refusing one of my orders?
SNOW
...Yes, sir.
17. LYDIA
And that's the end of our song, about Mr. Sun
we hope that you find that learning is fun
but never look at the sun, you could go blind
Just keep on enjoying, that warm sunshiiiiiiiiine!
18. JACK
The cherries have won.
