Post by Athena on Aug 22, 2009 18:12:41 GMT -5
Playing Kingdom of Loathing, so haikus, as a result, are not mine.
This room is the home
of an ancient insane monk,
and you're trespassing.
Venerable monk,
as old as he is insane
and, like, twice as mean.
Before you're ready
the fiend starts beating on you.
So much for sneaking.
"I'm not the buddha!"
The monk listens, considers,
doesn't attack you.
((I attack with my office-supply crossbow.))
Your brutal attack
deals 37 damage
to your hapless foe.
That was quite a hit!
True, palpable, CRITICAL!
(Constructively so.)
With your final blow,
you deliver the smackdown.
Sweet, sweet victory.
A refreshing pond
Is still not as cool as you
you gain 1 Moxie.
This room is the home
of an ancient insane monk,
and you're trespassing.
Venerable monk,
as old as he is insane
and, like, twice as mean.
Before you're ready
the fiend starts beating on you.
So much for sneaking.
"I'm not the buddha!"
The monk listens, considers,
doesn't attack you.
((I attack with my office-supply crossbow.))
Your brutal attack
deals 37 damage
to your hapless foe.
That was quite a hit!
True, palpable, CRITICAL!
(Constructively so.)
With your final blow,
you deliver the smackdown.
Sweet, sweet victory.
A refreshing pond
Is still not as cool as you
you gain 1 Moxie.
