Post by Athena on Oct 17, 2009 20:23:10 GMT -5
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1. "If there hadn't been a battle, he would have been flattened by a large cheese or something." ~Connor, played by Badgerlord
2. Scout: THERE IS A CAT.
Taryn: YES.
Scout: AT THE TOP LEFT OF THE PAGE.
Taryn: YES.
Taryn: Click on her.
Scout: That's awesome.
~Taryn played by Athena, Scout played by Scout
3. Scout: That dress is crazy.
Taryn: I WANT THAT DRESS.
Scout: You should wear dresses/skirts more.
Taryn: I don't own very many.
Scout: You should wear them more, regardless.
Taryn: but lots of them are like shorts, i.e, miniskirts, and I don't wear shorts.
Scout: Get longer skirts.
Scout: Longer skirts are cooler anyway.
Scout: (like ankle-length)
Taryn: ....you try shopping for long skirts, then. THEY'RE HARD TO FIND.
Scout: FUCK THE SYSTEM
Scout: I'll make my own skirts.
Taryn: ........
Scout: AND THEN THEY'LL BE SORRY.
Scout: The fools at the academy told me I was crazy.
Scout: I'll show them...
Scout: I'll show them all!
Taryn: the academy of skirt-making?
Scout: That's not specified.
~Taryn, played by Athena, Scout, played by Scout
4. Gen: Aw man, shoes...hate them even more than shirts.
~Gen, played by Gen
5. Taryn: Kilowatts.
Scout: What.
Taryn: Kilowatts.
Scout: WHAT.
Scout: THAT IS NOT A QUESTION.
Taryn: KILOWATTTS.
Scout: THAT IS A STATEMENT.
Taryn: ...kilowatts.
~Taryn, played by Athena, and Scout, played by Scout
6. "WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS STANDING AROUND FOR? WE HAVE WORK TO DO! And somebody find me the Shadow!"
~General Roderick, played by Badgerlord
(Me (mentally): Oh, that wily shadow...he's like a ninja.)
((Me played by Athena.))
7. "Yes, but it's Steampunk World, so it's like....taffy." ~Lydia, played by Athena
8. "Next time, I shall use a Summonng Spell and cause you to lose five lifepoints." --Ken
9. "Gods are for idiots and Firestarters, Archivist." ~Seneka Hart, played by Athena
10. Scout: I'M GONNA DO MAH HOMEWORK.
Taryn: ....whaat.
Scout: I have physics homework.
Taryn: YOU HAVEN'T DONE THAT ALREADY?!!
Scout: NO
Taryn: WTD, SCOUT
~Scout, played by Scout, and Taryn, played by Athena
11. Taryn: Brush your teeth.
Taryn: Otherwise you shall smell of fish.
Snow: ...what?
Taryn: Brush your teeth.
Taryn: Otherwise you shall smell of fish.
Snow: No, I saw what you said.
Snow: but what?
Taryn: If you don't brush your teeth, then you shall smell of fish.
Taryn: Dead fish.
Taryn: Dead and rotting fish.
Taryn: Therefore, you should brush your teeth.
~Taryn, played by Athena, and Snow, played by Snow
12. Taryn: or..sand monsters?
Snow: Hey, man. It's a weird world out htere.
Snow: There*
Snow: Who knows what can happen?
~Taryn, played by Athena, and Snow, played by Snow
13. Taryn: .......Dude. 'Sven' and 'Gen' rhyme. WHAT WERE THEIR PARENTS THINKING.
Gen: Gosh, who knows what they were thinking.
Taryn: Golly.
Gen: but sven is such a cute name.
~Taryn, played by Athena, and Gen, played by Gen
14. "James Bond doesn't do lace." ~Gen
15. Taryn: BRING YOUR VIOLIN TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. OR ..ELSE.
Gen: I, Gen, vow to bring my violin to school tomorrow or risk tarnishing my honour as a ninja. And suffer subjection to violent satanic rituals.
Taryn: Yay!
~Taryn, played by Athena, and Gen, played by Gen
16. Athena: Pippin, what's the answer to number six?
Pippin: I dunno, I'm drawing sushi.
17. Gen: What? No, I'm not on a date! No, I have to go! -hangs up-
18. Jack: No, Jack, think of the lemon! No, make the lemon custard go away! ...It gets odder. Save me, lemons! Please, not cherries! This is how the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper...The cherries have won.
19.Jack: love -- pizza --
((Sound of laughing. Transcript breaks.))
20. Jack: Tell me you're not recording.
((Sound of laughing. Transcript breaks.))
21. Lydia: Dusty is watching you.
Jack: (sound of swearing)
Lydia: we're still recording.
22. "Looks creepy....MUST CLICK." ~Gen
23. Taryn: I shall poke you.
Taryn: And you shall get fed up at me and write.
Taryn: about how annoyed and fed up you are.
Taryn: Then I shall keep poking you.
Taryn: and you shall be like "dude I wrote a novel about Lydia poking me. what the hell."
Taryn: and I shall say "NOW YOU CAN GO WITH ME TO THE PARTY."
Taryn: and we shall have free cookies.
Taryn: and I shall say "aren't you glad I poked you?"
Taryn: and you shall say "no but I like cookies."
24. Taryn: I'm listening to my cat snore.
Scout: My cat is listening to me snore.
Taryn: You're not sleeping.
Scout: shurrup
25. For No Reason At All, there is no 'lunch' in Isaara. It's called 'midmeal'.
Scout: Bad.
Taryn: Good.
Scout: xkcd.com/483/
and then, because I'm an idiot...
Taryn: There is no lunch in Isaara.
Taryn: There is only midmeal.
Snow: No.
Snow: Bad.
Taryn: Elaborate.
Snow: xkcd.com/483/
WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER.
~Athena
26. Taryn: Wait a second. I'm looking through your pictures to find a new profile picture for me on Dusty's account. ..And I've just realized this. -stupid-
27. Equation! Athena < Snow < Pippin < Gen < Seneka = rate of swearing
1. "If there hadn't been a battle, he would have been flattened by a large cheese or something." ~Connor, played by Badgerlord
2. Scout: THERE IS A CAT.
Taryn: YES.
Scout: AT THE TOP LEFT OF THE PAGE.
Taryn: YES.
Taryn: Click on her.
Scout: That's awesome.
~Taryn played by Athena, Scout played by Scout
3. Scout: That dress is crazy.
Taryn: I WANT THAT DRESS.
Scout: You should wear dresses/skirts more.
Taryn: I don't own very many.
Scout: You should wear them more, regardless.
Taryn: but lots of them are like shorts, i.e, miniskirts, and I don't wear shorts.
Scout: Get longer skirts.
Scout: Longer skirts are cooler anyway.
Scout: (like ankle-length)
Taryn: ....you try shopping for long skirts, then. THEY'RE HARD TO FIND.
Scout: FUCK THE SYSTEM
Scout: I'll make my own skirts.
Taryn: ........
Scout: AND THEN THEY'LL BE SORRY.
Scout: The fools at the academy told me I was crazy.
Scout: I'll show them...
Scout: I'll show them all!
Taryn: the academy of skirt-making?
Scout: That's not specified.
~Taryn, played by Athena, Scout, played by Scout
4. Gen: Aw man, shoes...hate them even more than shirts.
~Gen, played by Gen
5. Taryn: Kilowatts.
Scout: What.
Taryn: Kilowatts.
Scout: WHAT.
Scout: THAT IS NOT A QUESTION.
Taryn: KILOWATTTS.
Scout: THAT IS A STATEMENT.
Taryn: ...kilowatts.
~Taryn, played by Athena, and Scout, played by Scout
6. "WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS STANDING AROUND FOR? WE HAVE WORK TO DO! And somebody find me the Shadow!"
~General Roderick, played by Badgerlord
(Me (mentally): Oh, that wily shadow...he's like a ninja.)
((Me played by Athena.))
7. "Yes, but it's Steampunk World, so it's like....taffy." ~Lydia, played by Athena
8. "Next time, I shall use a Summonng Spell and cause you to lose five lifepoints." --Ken
9. "Gods are for idiots and Firestarters, Archivist." ~Seneka Hart, played by Athena
10. Scout: I'M GONNA DO MAH HOMEWORK.
Taryn: ....whaat.
Scout: I have physics homework.
Taryn: YOU HAVEN'T DONE THAT ALREADY?!!
Scout: NO
Taryn: WTD, SCOUT
~Scout, played by Scout, and Taryn, played by Athena
11. Taryn: Brush your teeth.
Taryn: Otherwise you shall smell of fish.
Snow: ...what?
Taryn: Brush your teeth.
Taryn: Otherwise you shall smell of fish.
Snow: No, I saw what you said.
Snow: but what?
Taryn: If you don't brush your teeth, then you shall smell of fish.
Taryn: Dead fish.
Taryn: Dead and rotting fish.
Taryn: Therefore, you should brush your teeth.
~Taryn, played by Athena, and Snow, played by Snow
12. Taryn: or..sand monsters?
Snow: Hey, man. It's a weird world out htere.
Snow: There*
Snow: Who knows what can happen?
~Taryn, played by Athena, and Snow, played by Snow
13. Taryn: .......Dude. 'Sven' and 'Gen' rhyme. WHAT WERE THEIR PARENTS THINKING.
Gen: Gosh, who knows what they were thinking.
Taryn: Golly.
Gen: but sven is such a cute name.
~Taryn, played by Athena, and Gen, played by Gen
14. "James Bond doesn't do lace." ~Gen
15. Taryn: BRING YOUR VIOLIN TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. OR ..ELSE.
Gen: I, Gen, vow to bring my violin to school tomorrow or risk tarnishing my honour as a ninja. And suffer subjection to violent satanic rituals.
Taryn: Yay!
~Taryn, played by Athena, and Gen, played by Gen
16. Athena: Pippin, what's the answer to number six?
Pippin: I dunno, I'm drawing sushi.
17. Gen: What? No, I'm not on a date! No, I have to go! -hangs up-
18. Jack: No, Jack, think of the lemon! No, make the lemon custard go away! ...It gets odder. Save me, lemons! Please, not cherries! This is how the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper...The cherries have won.
19.Jack: love -- pizza --
((Sound of laughing. Transcript breaks.))
20. Jack: Tell me you're not recording.
((Sound of laughing. Transcript breaks.))
21. Lydia: Dusty is watching you.
Jack: (sound of swearing)
Lydia: we're still recording.
22. "Looks creepy....MUST CLICK." ~Gen
23. Taryn: I shall poke you.
Taryn: And you shall get fed up at me and write.
Taryn: about how annoyed and fed up you are.
Taryn: Then I shall keep poking you.
Taryn: and you shall be like "dude I wrote a novel about Lydia poking me. what the hell."
Taryn: and I shall say "NOW YOU CAN GO WITH ME TO THE PARTY."
Taryn: and we shall have free cookies.
Taryn: and I shall say "aren't you glad I poked you?"
Taryn: and you shall say "no but I like cookies."
24. Taryn: I'm listening to my cat snore.
Scout: My cat is listening to me snore.
Taryn: You're not sleeping.
Scout: shurrup
25. For No Reason At All, there is no 'lunch' in Isaara. It's called 'midmeal'.
Scout: Bad.
Taryn: Good.
Scout: xkcd.com/483/
and then, because I'm an idiot...
Taryn: There is no lunch in Isaara.
Taryn: There is only midmeal.
Snow: No.
Snow: Bad.
Taryn: Elaborate.
Snow: xkcd.com/483/
WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER.
~Athena
26. Taryn: Wait a second. I'm looking through your pictures to find a new profile picture for me on Dusty's account. ..And I've just realized this. -stupid-
27. Equation! Athena < Snow < Pippin < Gen < Seneka = rate of swearing